Let's listen in on my fellow students...
"After I had him arrested, he didn't bother me anymore."
"I'm going to a different tanning salon next time. My tan isn't popping like it should."
"I don't plan to support myself! First I'll depend on my daddy, then on my boyfriend, then on my husband, & then if he leaves, back to my daddy."
(This one, this one...hoo, boy. I nearly had a feminist stroke right there on the floor.)
"They don't let us look at our phones here, but when I'm working, I'm going to have my phone out the whole time."
"I only have to spend two weekends in jail."
"Did you just say that your half-sister is younger than your daughter?"
"Yeah."
"After I had him arrested, he didn't bother me anymore."
"I'm going to a different tanning salon next time. My tan isn't popping like it should."
"I don't plan to support myself! First I'll depend on my daddy, then on my boyfriend, then on my husband, & then if he leaves, back to my daddy."
(This one, this one...hoo, boy. I nearly had a feminist stroke right there on the floor.)
"They don't let us look at our phones here, but when I'm working, I'm going to have my phone out the whole time."
"I only have to spend two weekends in jail."
"Did you just say that your half-sister is younger than your daughter?"
"Yeah."
Oh my.
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